Coming soon!

Working hard on my new website

Really! And it's going to be fabulous, darling...

If those bunnies feel exploited even a little bit, I am pulling the plug. I haven’t bedazzled anything since I was 22. I’m incapable of faking sincerity. There’s nothing here but hot singles in my area. But people love extreme vanity… and they love puppies!

OK, yeah, no, I did not write this… OK, like, I didn’t even choose this font! It’s horrible. What kind of barnyard were you raised in? I don’t want to brag, but Us Weekly once described me as ‘up for anything.' The idea of me life coaching another human being should scare you… a lot. I totally get that. We just need a body. Then go to the morgue.

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